Today, my brother got angry at me because he saw the top of my... - FML

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By Heisthegrossone - 28/11/2018 07:25

Today, my brother got angry at me because he saw the top of my underwear when I bent over, which is 'gross'. Meanwhile he bends over 10 times a day revealing a really hairy bum and even more hairy butt crack with brown patches in it, which I really hope are just moles. It makes me gag. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 1 December 2018 0:50

First of all, why does he bend over so much in front of you? Second, if he has moles along his ass crack (thanks for the visual, by the way), he should probably see a doctor. Third, what kind of underwear did you have on? I'm kidding! Maybe.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 1 December 2018 0:50

First of all, why does he bend over so much in front of you? Second, if he has moles along his ass crack (thanks for the visual, by the way), he should probably see a doctor. Third, what kind of underwear did you have on? I'm kidding! Maybe.

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