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By Decisions - 06/01/2017 05:39

Today, my boyfriend of over four and a half years dumped me. Not even five hours later, I receive messages from him saying he wants to get back together. FML
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stormstarcj 12

He wanted to be single for a few hours so he could get laid, and not be considered cheating. I'd run.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

<p>Unless there is a <em>seriously</em> good explanation for this (like maybe he dumped you by text and it was someone else stealing his phone) then I'd be very worried about taking him back!&nbsp; Who dumps a long-term partner so casually that they re-think things in a few hours?</p>

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stormstarcj 12

He wanted to be single for a few hours so he could get laid, and not be considered cheating. I'd run.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

<p>Unless there is a <em>seriously</em> good explanation for this (like maybe he dumped you by text and it was someone else stealing his phone) then I'd be very worried about taking him back!&nbsp; Who dumps a long-term partner so casually that they re-think things in a few hours?</p>

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