Love: Today my boyfriend of 8 years can home after work, walked through...

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 01:33

Today my boyfriend of 8 years can home after work, walked through the door and said "raise your hand if you're in a relationship." Thinking it was a game, I raised my hand. He slapped it down, said "No you're not" and walked out. FML.

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ctosc 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:06

that's just a dick move... FYL

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:48

Walk out on his butt and don't look back. Sadly, eight years wasted.

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ctosc 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:06

that's just a dick move... FYL

HyperTek 16

Sunday 31 July 2016 0:41

Fuu. Sorry to hear that

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:48

Walk out on his butt and don't look back. Sadly, eight years wasted.

LevelupKid 8

Tuesday 2 August 2016 4:05

I'm sorry, I really am. But I laughed out loud at the savgery this man posses. Jesus Christ. but seriously, I'm sorry. I hope you find someone else.

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