Anonymous - 26/12/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

.... Good for you! (Not)

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Chad_the_Brony 0

Do you know how childish saying not at the end of a sentence to implicate a false sense of sympathy is? It's not funny. It stopped being funny the moment everyone hit 7 years old.

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mintcar 9

Hahaha, so? He has a sense of humor.

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derpster 7

nope. only men, llamas and lamps actually release gas. women have a small covering that prevents that kinda stuff. OP obviously made this one up.

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Llamassss 21

I am two out of three. :(

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jdcklc 0

Girls don't fart, they fluff.

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blackstar994 5

I thought the world made a new discovery. But what 98 said makes more sence,

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missamazinggg 12

Yeah, we fart rose smell and shit butterflies and rainbows

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flockz 19

i do a dutch oven to myself every night before i go to bed. it clears the sinuses and singes my nosehairs, which lets me breathe easier.

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MasenTheNerd 2

Wonderful. I'll have to add that to my list of home remedies.

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jessedarokkstarr 4

No wonder there's a person holding a piece of $#!7 on your pic

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rhysfucker 24

He had the tactical advantage... The best shared farts are shower farts. They have great hang time in the humid air. Try that...

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Miss_Trejo 5

Next time, fart somewhere where you boyfriend can't do that to you!!

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runforitrun 1

That's why, girls aren't supposed to fart.

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Rainchikmoo 6

Maybe he just wants to keep you warm on these cold winters :D

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