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By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 20:44 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend called me fat not once, not twice, but 3 times.

I agree, your life sucks 222

You deserved it 48

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TOPsCinderella 25

Thursday 9 February 2017 16:49

I'm not usually the one to say dump him, but dump that asshole.

SKYstlimit 11

Monday 13 February 2017 8:54

then you've got to ask yourself why you're with him and if you're happy when you're with him, if your happy not if he is

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TOPsCinderella 25

Thursday 9 February 2017 16:49

I'm not usually the one to say dump him, but dump that asshole.

SKYstlimit 11

Monday 13 February 2017 8:54

then you've got to ask yourself why you're with him and if you're happy when you're with him, if your happy not if he is

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