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By Stigmamma - 26/04/2016 05:46 - Australia - Geelong

Today, my boyfriend called me a sook for wanting to go sleep earlier when I had to get up an hour early to drive him to work. I have low blood pressure and have passed out before when I haven't slept for long enough. He knows this. FML

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EmiEvelyn 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:22

Dump him so now he has no job and no girlfriend cuz he sounds like a regular jerk

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EmiEvelyn 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:22

Dump him so now he has no job and no girlfriend cuz he sounds like a regular jerk

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Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

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Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML

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Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

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Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

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