Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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lockwood_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 19:11

kudos for your boyfriend.

god_must_hate_uz 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:32

lmfaoooo thatz gota suck

PnkJaguar 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 10:03

Hun, that has NOTHING to do with your body. I would sooo do that too! I love my girlfriend more than anything, but seriously. The ice cream man tops sex any day of the week! It's a fact. Actually, she would probably run after him with me...

MLSxxox 3

Thursday 17 September 2009 22:47

Haha lol The Ice Cream Man rocks and you know it!!!

Jepic 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:57

Why not combine the two, fool?!

Mage711 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:04

that's just messed up.

icanfloat12 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 15:37

ice cream sex = uber ******

energyphuck 0

Friday 4 December 2009 1:19

lol!!

AlexxRaven 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:40

I'm a girl and tbh if a guy did that to me. I wouldn't be mad! I would follow him right out the door! the ice cream man only comes once a day! :D

Tang35 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:29

haha I bet if my boyfriend and I did it he'd do the same

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