Today, my boss told me she was going to her sister's funeral....

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By "blackrose343" - 25/03/2019 16:00

Today, my boss told me she was going to her sister's funeral. When she left, she said "have a good weekend". I said "you too". FML

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tounces7 27

Monday 25 March 2019 16:37

Well maybe you'll get lucky and she really didn't like her sister and will have a fantastic weekend.

Aphrodite 20

Monday 25 March 2019 17:34

What’s wrong with saying have a good weekend? if anything, those kind words could help.

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tounces7 27

Monday 25 March 2019 16:37

Well maybe you'll get lucky and she really didn't like her sister and will have a fantastic weekend.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 25 March 2019 17:11

Sometimes the food at funerals can be good, so it won’t be a total loss. Remember, the first three letters of funeral are “fun.”

Aphrodite 20

Monday 25 March 2019 17:34

What’s wrong with saying have a good weekend? if anything, those kind words could help.

Gubbon 17

Monday 25 March 2019 18:07

I don't get what's wrong.

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