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treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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SouthernSweetie 13

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:58

Oh no, the Grinch is back to his evil, anti-Christmas ways!!!

exzaclee 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:59

He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch...

Liimitless 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:03

Just keep following the trail of ornaments..you're bound to find something

bellalady44 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:06

The grinch is real! Haha!

AshorinaMoshe 10

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:07

He's a mean one.....Mr.Grinch

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 24 December 2011 18:04

^ come up with your own comment.

22jrdn55 15

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:09

a tree in deed!

ColtsDoug18 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:09

Look on the bright side.... ! ... Oh wait.

alexwarfield333 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:10

Some people can't afford a Christmas Tree.

xoxPatrina 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:16

Grinch?

laurbear12 3

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:32

really?

BeefyQueef 5

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:25

Nude 4 nude?

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:17

I'm just giggling here. I'm imagining a guy in a burglar outfit, with a huge bag with 'SWAG' written on it. Christmas tree, 6ft, sticking out the top and shedding ornaments. I know it's bad and upsetting for the OP, but damn... Well, any suggestions on what to do with all the coal that is sure to be in my stocking tomorrow?