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By Gassed Out - 04/10/2016 11:57 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, my adorable new kitten woke me up with a cute meow right into my ear, since she was so cute, I decided to pet her, only to get my fingers bitten, and her to fart and leave me with a stench that can only be described as Satan's asshole after a particularly bad curry. I retched. FML

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URBeingLied2 23

Wednesday 5 October 2016 19:50

It needs blood to survive and releases noxious gases to kill its prey. You were lucky you woke up during its war cry.

KyoshiroT 32

Wednesday 5 October 2016 9:06

Cute pets are always evil as they say. Don't worry, your kitty might've been scared since 'it' never been petted before. But as for the smell, I may have vomited in my mouth if that were me.

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KyoshiroT 32

Wednesday 5 October 2016 9:06

Cute pets are always evil as they say. Don't worry, your kitty might've been scared since 'it' never been petted before. But as for the smell, I may have vomited in my mouth if that were me.

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 5 October 2016 11:57

Why not just use the pronouns given for the animal in the post? Why go to 'it'?

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 5 October 2016 16:57

She just wanted you to feed her. Cats are shellfish like that.

URBeingLied2 23

Wednesday 5 October 2016 19:50

It needs blood to survive and releases noxious gases to kill its prey. You were lucky you woke up during its war cry.

damoonster 11

Monday 10 October 2016 15:29

ok that was funny.

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