By ggabrams - 17/08/2013 12:55 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
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ggabrams 14

He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

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ottokat 15

Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

That moment when a parent realises their child isn't the brightest kid in the world.

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browniey 11

Was he texting, pedestrians these days are too busy on their phone than looking at the actual traffic.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Maybe you should consider taking him to an eye doctor?

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ggabrams 14

He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

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JoseIsAdork 31

maybe the pole ran into him?

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Solitarydude 13

Hopefully this kid will try a third time may knock some sense into him then.

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bigwill420 11

I think ur son was high

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Epikouros 31

Can we see it? As a safety warning, of course.

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