Love: Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives... - FML

By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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Inspired22 11

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:06

That's awkward. It sucks that you got caught. Remember his privacy, though! You wouldn't want someone watching you when you're alone!

J0HNYR0773N 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:07

ew u ****** creeper

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YourAFailmod 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:55

That guy is a beast

kims0706 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:06

Yea because when you see to girls on the roof of the house across from you looking into your house, your just gonna invite them the **** in, creepers

patrick_46 0

Friday 27 April 2012 13:33

bhahaga

Bookoholic 11

Monday 13 August 2012 6:53

What did you think was going to happen?! Him stripping? Masterbating? Really, c'mon now. YDI.

Enzi_fml 21

Monday 17 September 2012 3:36

HAHA love it. That's awesome!

Sir_Swaggington 6

Monday 7 January 2013 22:11

I bet OP never got to date that guy. YDI for being a stalker weirdo.

SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 7 May 2013 6:48

You're a stalker and I hope he gets a restraining order.

teentee401 36

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:48

Taylor Swift anyone?

commentgirl 8

Monday 27 May 2013 3:27

Ooh, stalkerlicious.

LissaMccracken 23

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:22

Well YDI for being a stalker. O.o

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