Today, like any other day, my dad won't let me go out. So I have... - FML

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By SillyStupid - 27/04/2017 19:58

Today, like any other day, my dad won't let me go out. So I have to watch my friends having fun through the club's Facebook Live video. I'm 25. FML

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raganerus 17

Monday 1 May 2017 4:45

why wont he let you go out?

Zach Durgin 5

Tuesday 30 May 2017 20:17

You do know that you're an adult, right?

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mcdgaf 14

Sunday 30 April 2017 22:59

sounds more like you make terrible life decisions and that's why you still live at home rather than your dad being over protective. Your 25, if you want to party that badly you'll do it. seems like you aren't able to be autonomous because you suck at adulting, a problem that isn't always a parents fault, some people just suck at life.

raganerus 17

Monday 1 May 2017 4:45

why wont he let you go out?

Zach Durgin 5

Tuesday 30 May 2017 20:17

You do know that you're an adult, right?

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