Love: Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to... - FML

By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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NGM_47 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:05

That is like the stupidest thing to say out loud...

Raegron 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:08

Although I laughed quite hard at this FML, it really sucks he didn't pick you up. Haha, this stuff happens in comedies, you'd say, but nooo :D

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TheJohnses 8

Thursday 2 June 2011 7:20

Disregard all the comments with "LOL ur bf is EPIC WIN xD," these are degenerates who can't read a goddamn thesaurus and laugh at Family Guy.

keys1 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:31

lmao he's a keeper

Gela96 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:57

Yes.

ashwowa 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:57

im sorry that sucks bc its your wedding day but, jahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahagahshagsgsfssdgscbhHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

crackerjack13 0

Monday 31 October 2011 22:57

OMGZ LIEK WAT A DOUCHE LIKE U SHOOD KILL HIM LIKE UGH!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!

random1368 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:29

I would have just lmao.

nite66 21

Sunday 20 May 2012 4:21

This illustration. So much win!!!!

hateevryone 14

Monday 21 May 2012 17:24

The illustration was a win though.

PYLrulz 17

Monday 21 May 2012 19:43

Make this a third person that will say the illustration is so much win.

DaGrimRetard 8

Monday 21 May 2012 20:47

Americas funiest home videos moment

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