Love: Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home...

By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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simplyabsurd 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:43

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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inside_vs_out 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:04

lawsuit for sure! run as fast as you can, she sounds insane!

C18_fml 3

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:56

happy birthday :avadodo:

xcane 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:34

and people wonder why men hit women

LavaMonster 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:03

crazy bitch!

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:06

Fuckinnnng bitch.

Fragnox 3

Friday 15 May 2009 1:23

It doesn't matter if you HAD cheated, there's no excuse to smash all of your possessions. That's psycho, unreasonable, and bitchy. FYL to the extreme.