By kotolokacja - 24/08/2018 06:00 - Poland - Plock

Today, I got married and it was wonderful. I had a beautiful mermaid-style tight dress, had fun with my husband, and drunk like there was no tomorrow. Then my bridesmaid forcefully took me to the bathroom to show a big, red stain on my butt. My period came two weeks early. FML
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RichardPencil 30

When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.

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RichardPencil 30

When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.

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zuckerburg 21

It was a wine stain... right.... glad you enjoyed your wedding regardless

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AzrielB 8

at least you didn't have the poop body suit fml

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acmariner99 25

Would it be better if it were two weeks late?

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I'veRunOuttaPatience 11

At least your bridesmaid did her duty and got you out of there as soon as she noticed.

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Cat's Paw 15

If your family and friends care about you, they will photoshop out any big, red stains out of any pictures and NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.

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