Animals: Today, in the pool, I went underwater to come up under my raft....

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By kentrm - 05/06/2016 03:05 - United States - Atlanta

Today, in the pool, I went underwater to come up under my raft. Holding it up with only my head, I felt a sharp pain on my scalp. Turns out it was a bee in between my head and the raft stinging me multiple times. FML

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kindleh09 12

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:56

It is physically impossible for a bee to sting multiple times.

amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 5 June 2016 20:57

wasps can. maybe he mistook it for a bee

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kindleh09 12

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:56

It is physically impossible for a bee to sting multiple times.

amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 5 June 2016 20:57

wasps can. maybe he mistook it for a bee

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