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By P-E-N-I-S face - 05/05/2016 11:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying at a frat party with friends, only to find I had "P-E-N-I-S" written across my forehead. I guess college is actually working for some of these idiots because they used henna, which means it's going to last a lot longer than sharpie. FML
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originaldenger 6

Hot water and exfoliate, OP. It'll help it fade faster, but it still may take a while.

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ChristinePi 36

You might want to invest in some make up. That way you can cover up the henna. You'll want a full coverage one. There's a concealer that's specifically for covering tattoos but I can't think of the name right now.

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originaldenger 6

Hot water and exfoliate, OP. It'll help it fade faster, but it still may take a while.

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jrmertz00 20

Did you have you shoes on when passed out? If yes, ydi. If you had the good sense to take them off, then I feel sorry. Common party etiquette should be obeyed.

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ChristinePi 36

You might want to invest in some make up. That way you can cover up the henna. You'll want a full coverage one. There's a concealer that's specifically for covering tattoos but I can't think of the name right now.

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foxy_grampa 19

Good thing is, in college they don't really care if you wear hats so you can wear a hat/beanie to cover it

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saja96 11

Henna doesn't work well on the face. Just wash it often and it'll be gone soon. Until then, hats are your best friend.

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