Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing...

By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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Thursday 1 September 2011 8:25

Well that really stinks

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thisguy1424 0

Friday 23 December 2011 2:06

I'd mad him clean it up

Alpaca_BAMF 8

Saturday 1 June 2013 3:16

Made it 69 comments

cman024 4

Monday 10 June 2013 11:03

sue his ass.

xluciferx666 21

Thursday 6 November 2014 1:33

Take a shit on his porch

SailorSolaris 43

Friday 21 November 2014 5:38

I think you can sue over this.

beachmit1 7

Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:14

1600 people are jerks for saying you deserved that

fedmisery 15

Sunday 27 December 2015 1:54

Shitter's full

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