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By conholio33 - 22/07/2016 05:35

Today, I went to the doctors. It turns out what I thought was a just a bug bite on my neck is acutally a cyst that now has to be surgerically removed FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 22 July 2016 15:42

Amputation at the neck! It's the only way!

conholio33 28

Saturday 23 July 2016 6:27

Thanks for the kind words

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 22 July 2016 15:42

Amputation at the neck! It's the only way!

PapiiChuloo 4

Friday 22 July 2016 16:31

The same thing happened to me, but after the surgery, it formed a keloid and i didnt know you could get it cut off till it was too late so now im stuck with a bean sized keloid on my neck.

CrazedSanity 17

Friday 22 July 2016 17:47

It's a good thing they caught it while it's small sif it could be so the scar shouldn't be too big. The recovery isn't bad so try not to worry too much.

conholio33 28

Saturday 23 July 2016 6:27

Thanks for the kind words

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