Today, I went to the dentist alone for the first time, for nothing... - FML

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By ButILikeMyTeeth - 08/06/2018 20:29

Today, I went to the dentist alone for the first time, for nothing more than a routine cleaning, like we had discussed. She commented how beautiful my teeth were - too beautiful, apparently, as she wanted to keep one for herself. I came home with one wisdom tooth less in my mouth. I'm still traumatized.. FML

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Tuesday 8 January 2019 1:15

But why?? Good have to consent to the extraction,she can't just take your teeth out.

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1gullible_bugger 34

Tuesday 8 January 2019 1:15

But why?? Good have to consent to the extraction,she can't just take your teeth out.

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