Animals: Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle...

By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.

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Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(

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FreePali 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:31

You have a point 163. 161-- if that comment is aimed at me, then here's my response: I'd have to be able to find it first. u got a magnifying glass?

christa953 12

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:37

omg sorry I live dogs :-((((((( fyl

MissButterCupp 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:41

oh that's so sad!!!! :( I'm sorry !!!

OCgrove 1

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:43

do CPR lol

nickbouz 3

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:44

Ohh! DIS!!!!!

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:47

163 it doesn't matter, just the FACT that he said he hated dogs... he only hates them because he was ****** in the ass by a few

ladyluck82 9

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:52

OMG!!! I'm so sorry!! This is TRUELY MORE than an FML! No words! 

reallymily 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:54

that is soo sad :( Im really sorry

kateleen16 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:56

how the hell does she deserve it? idiots...

effmyday 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:01

Your dog obviously loved you and was comfortable on your bed. I'm glad he/she went peacefully.

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