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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went to hang out with friends on the soccer oval. As i got there i got hit in the face with a soccer ball knocking me unconscious. When i regained consciousness I was still in the same spot. Nobody had bothered to see if I was ok, and all my friends had left without me. FML

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waiting4rain 5

Sunday 12 June 2016 19:00

Soccer Oval?

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 14 June 2016 5:40

I'd suggest going to the doctor about this, if only to make sure you aren't bleeding inside your skull. Head injuries are serious business. On that note, it may be time to call your friends out in it and try to make some new ones?

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waiting4rain 5

Sunday 12 June 2016 19:00

Soccer Oval?

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 14 June 2016 5:40

I'd suggest going to the doctor about this, if only to make sure you aren't bleeding inside your skull. Head injuries are serious business. On that note, it may be time to call your friends out in it and try to make some new ones?

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