Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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bloodwraith96 16

Tuesday 20 January 2015 10:00

I think its adorable.

johnwilkesbooth 10

Thursday 22 January 2015 20:24

did you say yes?? bc thats adorable omg

thatonetribute 31

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:32

How is that a FML? That's adorable!

krispybacon4321 23

Wednesday 28 January 2015 2:17

Aww. That's the cutest thing ever.

xcxntmxffinzx 6

Monday 2 February 2015 19:44

Wife him.

Annihilator257 15

Monday 9 February 2015 7:39

Why fml? Guy with a sense of humor and sounds fun to be around? Is that really soo bad?

MustacheManBoy 0

Monday 2 March 2015 8:44

I'm so you don't want to get married have kids and die happily with the man you love?? I thought that was everyone's dream??

SchelleForelle 18

Friday 27 March 2015 0:50

Awwww cute

AshGolfer10 9

Wednesday 1 April 2015 2:44

OMG!!! MARRY HIM!!!

MnM0609 22

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:07

I think this is amazing and do not see how it's an FML c:

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