Miscellaneous: Today I went for my final weigh in at clinic I've been going... - FML

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By Nomorerack - 12/05/2016 16:05 - United States - Bronx

Today I went for my final weigh in at clinic I've been going to for the past year. The good news is that I've lost 50 lbs and get to buy new clothes. The bad news is that by new clothes I mean new bras. My boobs went from a D to an A. The doctor laughed so hard that the all nurses rushed in too. Fml

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RoseJam21 14

Monday 16 May 2016 0:14

While it does suck that your boobs have gotten smaller, try to concentrate on the good bits OP. You've lost an amazing amount of weight, and that's fantastic! Well done :)

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RoseJam21 14

Monday 16 May 2016 0:14

While it does suck that your boobs have gotten smaller, try to concentrate on the good bits OP. You've lost an amazing amount of weight, and that's fantastic! Well done :)

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