Today I was watching adult films on my computer to get off. When...

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By Human - 01/10/2018 01:03 - United States - Bronx

Today I was watching adult films on my computer to get off. When I got to school, I opened up my computer to do some work and audio from the video was still playing. It was loud, in the middle of class, and my crush was in the room. FML.

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Thursday 4 October 2018 0:17

Next time, click on that little X in the top right-hand corner. It does wonders for your dignity.

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Thursday 4 October 2018 0:17

Next time, click on that little X in the top right-hand corner. It does wonders for your dignity.

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