Today, I was told I had missed my training class, which I needed... - FML

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By Sarahlia - 10/12/2018 06:48

Today, I was told I had missed my training class, which I needed to get a $10000 scholarship. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 14 December 2018 1:29

Did you not make a note to remind yourself when it was?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 14 December 2018 1:29

Did you not make a note to remind yourself when it was?

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