Miscellaneous: Today, I was the lucky person at a wedding to catch the garter... - FML

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By anonyme - 23/12/2016 16:01 - United States - Bronx

Today, I was the lucky person at a wedding to catch the garter belt. I was blindfolded and told I had to see how far I could get up this girl's leg. It wouldn't have been so bad until I found out they swapped the girl with a guy. Now my Facebook is flooded with the video of this happening. FML.

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Saturday 24 December 2016 15:19

I guess you didn't know this is a common tradition? Whoever catches it is often tricked into putting it back on (and "feeling up") someone who is NOT the bride, usually a man. Just roll with it, laugh it off and move on- you'll be ok!

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Saturday 24 December 2016 15:19

I guess you didn't know this is a common tradition? Whoever catches it is often tricked into putting it back on (and "feeling up") someone who is NOT the bride, usually a man. Just roll with it, laugh it off and move on- you'll be ok!

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