Miscellaneous: Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects....

By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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What am I doing with my life?

By KasSmoke - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

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mruizk9 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:25

if ur old enough to drink.. then y r u living with ur parents?

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Saturday 2 July 2011 23:27

Don't you mean "bowls of Hell"?

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jshicksSN 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:51

haha!!!

Thrasher91 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 17:48

Well that was...not funny?

MyMetalRomance 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:20

more like the "bowls" of hell

the_huldra 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:51

#2 if you're old enough to be on FML then why can't you type full words?

romanianboi 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:52

ur DUUUUUUUMB

jayemdoubleyou 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:17

It's spelled bowls. See what I did there?

Harpy20 24

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:47

sounds like you were still drunk.

FudgeInMyLife 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:53

I woudnt be surprised if you put whiskey in your cereal instead of milk haha

rjacklewis 0

Monday 4 July 2011 0:11

get owned, son!

TaylorTheBoss 4

Monday 4 July 2011 1:53

LMFAOOOOO

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