Today, I was sitting at my cubical at work and was bored so I... - FML

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By Court - 17/10/2018 22:52

Today, I was sitting at my cubical at work and was bored so I was looking up Halloween costume ideas. Someone posted a very realistic uncircumcised penis mask and an employee walked past and saw it as soon as it was on my computer screen. I'm now the weird pervert in my office. FML

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