Intimacy: Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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btstig 11

Monday 12 March 2012 12:05

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

808Boyo 4

Monday 12 March 2012 12:04

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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x_Gainer_x 6

Monday 12 March 2012 18:54

I think this gives you a window of opportunity to pin her down on her stomach and give her anal !!!

dreamer9614 3

Monday 12 March 2012 19:00

Which if she doesn't approve of, would be rape. Great idea

natas_fml 13

Monday 12 March 2012 18:57

Flick her clit and yell "bean flicker!"

americananarchy 3

Monday 12 March 2012 18:59

Bitch

Dannyfacee 6

Monday 12 March 2012 19:08

This FML made my day!

swedeNix 13

Monday 12 March 2012 19:09

Bit her clit and see what she thinks about it!

immaMonsta 8

Monday 12 March 2012 20:23

#101 *Shivers* That would hurt!

christinnaaa 10

Monday 12 March 2012 19:15

my hero <3

archenemybtch 0

Monday 12 March 2012 19:48

Poor guy! I'd never do that to my husband. That's a bitch move. When I catch my hubby naked, I ALWAYS try to pounce him!! ;)

bubo_fml 10

Monday 12 March 2012 20:01

Did she kiss the boo-boo afterwards?

TahoeFMler 22

Monday 12 March 2012 20:03

What a ******* bitch!

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 12 March 2012 20:11

Ow that hurt just picturing that

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