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By jesswoo - 28/04/2016 09:22 - United Kingdom - Uxbridge

Today, I was sat on the floor wearing just a big t-shirt, blowdrying my hair. I have long hair and my puppy wandered over and started trying to bite it as it flicked back and forth over my shoulder. She missed and bit me square on the nipple. Hard. I wasn't wearing a bra. FML

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Shadow9876 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:27

Ouch! Hope you feel better. :)

jarrettd 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:06

That's why we have two nipples right? In case of collateral damage.

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jarrettd 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:06

That's why we have two nipples right? In case of collateral damage.

EpicLeeGames 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:00

You did want a nipple piercing, right?

Shadow9876 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:27

Ouch! Hope you feel better. :)

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