Transportation: Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first...

By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

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JZhang91 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 1:16

his body is ready

MzMegs 20

Sunday 26 September 2010 1:16

Gotta hate perverts. :(

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shellytales 0

Monday 27 September 2010 19:28

I would have said, "I hope your seatbelt fails when that severe turbulence occurs and you smack that retarded head of yours."

schurm82 4

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:00

congrats!

Kbuzy 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 13:11

creeper!

McBiccies 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 1:43

I would have blushed. o-o

rosepetals91 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:18

at least u have a chest I have like A cup so stop complaining

masterrbASIAN 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:38

... is ur name mccully culkin? cause I'm pretty sure you're going home alone tonight.

antoman123 4

Wednesday 22 December 2010 15:29

well if he said that then u must have big ones

emoflopkitteh 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 6:39

I think that's a compliment.

blakrhynes 0

Monday 1 August 2011 4:09

HOT!

briissocoollike 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:59

It's a compliment..creepy but still a compliment

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