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By Zmanzem4 - 26/04/2016 02:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I was hungry for a snack so I got a Fiber One bar. I was still hungry so I ate another one. I then ate another Fiber One bar to fill me up. Needless to say I've been on the toilet for the past two hours. FML

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Izabushel 65

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:22

Maybe an FML. There has been others posted very similar.

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Izabushel 65

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:22

Maybe an FML. There has been others posted very similar.

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