Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet....

By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.

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is she hot?

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SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:45

Wow, you sound like a total idiot.

jaderosaley 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:33

AHHHHAAAAHAHAHA sorry dude but you just made my day

valekseye 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:01

this is just stupid.

valdancer99 0

Friday 22 July 2011 17:17

Welcome to loserville!

Jonpker3 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 7:01

population: him

Goodlife918975 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:29

oh wow

goofygirl27 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:28

WTF!!!!! ?

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Friday 26 August 2011 7:55

Ummmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmm...

Al_HyLo 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:49

ehm?

jdawg2010 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:05

Dude wtf. Lol.

twilightluvr101 4

Monday 21 November 2011 5:55

lol How does that even work?

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