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By Mom...why? - 22/05/2016 20:04 - United States

Today, I was expecting a phone call at 12:30 from a potential employer. They said they'll call with the news, and if I miss the call I probably won't get it. My mom knew this, but declined the call, saying "I want my baby boy at home." I'm 26. FML

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sam2000_fml 6

Monday 23 May 2016 20:25

Your moms a bitch sorry man you gotta move out

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 24 May 2016 5:15

Yeah, that is about as toxic as it gets. I'd suggest asking your friends for a place to stay to get away from your mother. Isolation is an abuse tactic. As is forcing someone to be financially dependent on the abuser. I suggest running fast and far.

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sam2000_fml 6

Monday 23 May 2016 20:25

Your moms a bitch sorry man you gotta move out

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 24 May 2016 5:15

Yeah, that is about as toxic as it gets. I'd suggest asking your friends for a place to stay to get away from your mother. Isolation is an abuse tactic. As is forcing someone to be financially dependent on the abuser. I suggest running fast and far.

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