Intimacy: Today, I was doing 'it' with my boyfriend, when he thrusted too... - FML

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By badluck - 11/05/2016 00:30 - United States - Gaylord

Today, I was doing 'it' with my boyfriend, when he thrusted too hard and put my head through the wall. I'm still pulling drywall from my hair. FML

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americanafrican 32

Wednesday 11 May 2016 13:17

it's a thing called rhino bashing

moonlight77 28

Thursday 12 May 2016 4:22

You were "doing it"? Damn OP, why so discreet?

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ThatChamorro 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 11:53

But did he pull out is the question?

americanafrican 32

Wednesday 11 May 2016 13:17

it's a thing called rhino bashing

moonlight77 28

Thursday 12 May 2016 4:22

You were "doing it"? Damn OP, why so discreet?

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