Miscellaneous: Today, I was at church, listening to my music through my Bluetooth... - FML

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By Kendall14159 - 24/04/2016 15:28 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was at church, listening to my music through my Bluetooth headphones. The headphones died and my phone connected to some speakers that I've used before. Suddenly, rock music started blaring from the speakers. I was so mortified that I had a panic attack and vomited on the new carpeting. FML

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karmaweasel 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:00

Thank you for this. I need to go un-pair some items...soon.

LittleDoggo 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:51

If you want to listen to music, don't go to church. YDI.

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karmaweasel 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:00

Thank you for this. I need to go un-pair some items...soon.

LittleDoggo 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:51

If you want to listen to music, don't go to church. YDI.

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