Love: Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred... - FML

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:03

aww she's a bitch :(

bluephoenix1498 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:04

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

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trilo3000 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:42

#157 agreed complete *****

RK5000 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:52

Ouch. Well, move up and on to better things.

yourpathetic 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:54

Alcohol is your friend

Ncc_Tardis 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:21

Sounds like a girl alright. FYL. OH, and kick your so-called "Best Friend" so hard in the nuts, he can't use them anymore.

deplorableworld 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:09

See? This is where STD people alert websites come in handy.

duckduckchicken 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:13

maybe you're not good looking enough

monkeboy2042 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:34

Same thing happened to me, twice, I just stopped going to parties, because I always end up getting screwed over like that

CaptainAtMan 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:54

You're in the friend zone. GET OUT NOW

ghost18 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:26

what a bitch and what a asshole friend...what happened to bros before hos...

ghost18 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:27

what a bitch,,,what a asshole friend,,,what happened to bros before hos,,these days....

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