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By CRricker - 20/05/2016 21:44 - United States - Spring

Today, I was almost run over by careless people. I had just gotten off of the school bus when suddenly a car comes out of nowhere and knocks my binder out my hand. When I get home I tell my mom "I was nearly killed by a careless driver". What does she say back to me? "Oh that's great sweety". FML

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iSsjGohan 18

Saturday 21 May 2016 23:07

Don't take it personally she probably was really busy and resorted to the auto response if you told her later I'm sure you'd get a different response

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iSsjGohan 18

Saturday 21 May 2016 23:07

Don't take it personally she probably was really busy and resorted to the auto response if you told her later I'm sure you'd get a different response

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