Kids: Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided...

By K_M - 23/08/2010 04:18 - Malaysia

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

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Comments

CassieStrawbs 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:31

What would have happened if the kid just didn't show up at all? Then your students would have been cranky and nothing would be fixed.

ilytexans 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:25

YDI for being an asshole. I hate teachers like you.

alival 12

Sunday 23 October 2011 0:32

What's wrong with a tardy?

krad204 21

Monday 7 November 2011 6:24

OWNED Bitch!!! What now!? Gonna do a " pop" exam? Ya I didn't think so!

rachilio 26

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:47

How is this an FML again???

Travis95_fml 8

Tuesday 28 February 2012 15:02

Word from the wise don't be an asshole it always backfires.

austinnicole 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 14:33

You gave a pop quiz to punish a kid for being late ? Whatta bitch .

potatoebee 0

Monday 2 April 2012 15:39

You are one sucky teacher. :/

klovemachine 24

Thursday 24 May 2012 9:07

Hey teacher, just change the questions so that he fails. Or give him a couple of extra zeros in his grades. Students shouldn't be tardy so what you did was clever, just not clever enough