Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to get a cashier's attention so I left a tip... - FML

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By Theblasus - 05/06/2016 17:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to get a cashier's attention so I left a tip in the tip jar. However, I did it right as she looked away. So I reached back in the jar hoping to get my money back so I could retry. That time she saw me. FML

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Emma1562 35

Monday 6 June 2016 0:46

Should have just put another dollar in.

MadJessTic 29

Monday 6 June 2016 5:24

Could always try just saying 'hi!' ... I know it's "old fashioned" and "outdated" But... If you are willing to try just about any scheme.... It's best you begin with the basics!

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Emma1562 35

Monday 6 June 2016 0:46

Should have just put another dollar in.

MadJessTic 29

Monday 6 June 2016 5:24

Could always try just saying 'hi!' ... I know it's "old fashioned" and "outdated" But... If you are willing to try just about any scheme.... It's best you begin with the basics!

Atlas1960 16

Monday 6 June 2016 8:54

Condescending and helpful? I like this response

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