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By LC - 03/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

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By Charitable - 30/06/2014 05:02 - United States - San Francisco

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:08

So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?

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Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:23

Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 11 September 2013 15:03

I would have paid $4

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