Holidays: Today, I tried to speak Korean to the ticketmaster and she thought... - FML

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By kason - 11/08/2016 14:32 - Korea, Republic of - Busan

Today, I tried to speak Korean to the ticketmaster and she thought I was special and gave me a cheaper ticket. FML

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Emma1562 35

Friday 12 August 2016 4:19

At least you're not paying as much lol

iamdman 22

Friday 12 August 2016 16:37

Sounds like a win to me. As you get more fluent remember to continue to dumb it down for the transit system.

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Emma1562 35

Friday 12 August 2016 4:19

At least you're not paying as much lol

iamdman 22

Friday 12 August 2016 16:37

Sounds like a win to me. As you get more fluent remember to continue to dumb it down for the transit system.

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