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subduedbeast - 27/10/2014 18:48 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

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Oh neighhh - 13/09/2025 20:00

Today, I went all out for a date with the girl of my dreams. I planned a romantic horse ride along a ridge down to a scenic valley for a picnic at sunset. Turns out she’s absolutely terrified of horses, and heights make her queasy. We ended up at the only restaurant nearby, McDonald’s. FML

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Tj Hunt - 05/11/2012 03:26 - United States

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML

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Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML

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Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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HarleyGirl - 25/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML

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Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

It's a sign.

azelk 8

Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Forget about your life, F that horses life!

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:15

That escalated quickly

rabbit_yogurt 11

Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:25

**** that horse's life :'(

VancouverGuy89 9

Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:26

As bad as that is did you at least get a refund

Paris4 11

Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:28

It's a sign....

Ilikepie82479 20

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SeriousJoker72 18

Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:47

:O omg!!!

KaylaTackett 18

Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:47

That's so sad :(

skehar 23

Tuesday 28 October 2014 3:18

Poor horse...

dave20012 15

Tuesday 28 October 2014 3:31

Poor horse. Owners need to do check ups on their animals to ensure proper health I hope The rest are ok. Also sorry your day was ruined. Now time to treat her to an evening of fun to distract her from the thought of her bad day she just experienced. Good luck.!