Work: Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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AngelRaven89 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:06

Should have acted like a different person every time just to see how long she would do it for.

purplestuff_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:04

Just wanna smack people like that

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love4all4 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:36

Some people are so narrow minded they refuse to believe anyone but themselves.

Shirou 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:00

That happened to me once. I felt like punching someone, hard.

gowzer90 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:52

Is she american by any chance? lol

Guitarist45 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:20

does she not wear a helmet?

Fentown_fml 4

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:17

Oh this is hilarious! Heehee ...

Stagedive 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:57

omfg gr8 idea for prank call! XD

aertzc 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:06

Was it her again?

caramalcod 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:59

why do some people even exist?

theawesome 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:57

Maybe it was some teen prank calling you.

Zizumia 5

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:09

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