Intimacy: Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked...

By Bacular - 06/02/2010 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a company director. I had a hard on. FML

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NirotJ 2

Wednesday 30 January 2013 23:41

We're you doing the old 'imagine them naked' trick to ease the nerves? If so I understand how that could go wrong

rachelwho 9

Sunday 24 March 2013 23:29

"I'm sorry. I'm just so excited about starting this job!!"

wolfgold2 20

Thursday 4 July 2013 18:53

So, you were hard at work?

hahafail815 3

Sunday 17 April 2016 18:13

put it in your waistband

numbyhi 7

Thursday 26 May 2016 3:11

Ahahah oh man, poor OP. Awks.

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