This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By who wants fudge? - 02/03/2017 21:58

Today, I snarted at lunch...which basically is a sneeze, fart, and poop at the same time. Fml
I agree, your life sucks 323
You deserved it 30
The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Greycatsister 12

I thought snarting was only the combination of sneezing and farting. If poop is added, I feel like it should be called a "snartpoop," "poosnart," or a "sneepoofart. You could also call it a sharteeze.

4 0

Comments

Greycatsister 12

I thought snarting was only the combination of sneezing and farting. If poop is added, I feel like it should be called a "snartpoop," "poosnart," or a "sneepoofart. You could also call it a sharteeze.

4 0
JasonThorn 20

Today, I learned of a term describing three embarrasing biological functions happening at once. FML

0 0
janedriver 3

I guess today the lives of anyone within smelling distance of you sucked too.

0 0