Today, I slept over my new man's house for the first time. We... - FML

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By lolatmerite - 29/03/2018 19:44

Today, I slept over my new man's house for the first time. We were spooning and I farted so loud it woke me up and I screamed. He turned over. He hasn't talked to me since I left. FML.

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tearbear14 13

Saturday 31 March 2018 14:11

If someone really doesn't talk to you over a fart, then they are childish and probably don't deserve you. everybody carts.

WeirdUS 29

Sunday 1 April 2018 4:23

That sucks first time over, but I don't think it's anything to be mad about. If he doesn't get over it soon get out of it. Imagine dealing with an actual relationship issue.

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ChromoTec 24

Saturday 31 March 2018 1:25

Well, it certainly was an experience to never forget!

tearbear14 13

Saturday 31 March 2018 14:11

If someone really doesn't talk to you over a fart, then they are childish and probably don't deserve you. everybody carts.

WeirdUS 29

Sunday 1 April 2018 4:23

That sucks first time over, but I don't think it's anything to be mad about. If he doesn't get over it soon get out of it. Imagine dealing with an actual relationship issue.

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