Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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angrymexican 8

Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.

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danni218 1

I was wondering who was gonna say that first

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capnbzarr 43

Really? Would you have a threesome with YOUR sibling? I mean, I love threesomes as much as the next guy, but don't you realize you're suggesting incest?

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sissycullen 4

you should come up with a code phrase. then walk up to your girlfriend (or her sister, you never know... well at least YOU never know) and ask her the certain question or whatever... her twin will answer a specific answer and your girlfriend never has to know you mix them up.

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flockz 19

don't you know her scent by now? i told you to always have a possession of your desired target so as not to confuse them with someone else's trail. sound like you need more training.

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bizarre_ftw 21

We don't know that

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flockz 19

once again, a joke is lost on FML commenters.

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indigoBloodshed 0

For the record, humans ARE able to identify others by their scent, especially after spending lots of time with them. Trust me, u would know.

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grapisy 8

Get a twin brother genetically modified for you. And remember, it's not gay if it's a 3-way

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braddah112233 1

Shouldve told her while you bang her sister you think about her! Haha

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Clamcreepy 7

You should've told her that you were waving at somebody behind her and tell her to chill out.

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DocBastard 38

What kind of woman gets mad at a guy for joyfully greeting her? Unless this greeting was coming up behind her and cupping her breasts...joyfully...

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flockz 19

what are you talkin about doc? girls love that!! i'm usually greeted with a joyful high five to the face.

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mama2b3 20

Or if "joyfully greeting"=surprise buttsecks :p

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Haha_no_123 11

Maybe he said his girlfriends name and she got mad for some stupid reason?

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GoW_Chick 14

" I love parties that never end, and, and TWINS, and I love you too!" Anybody else remember that commercial from the Superbowl some odd years ago?

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MrLoux 6

You just need to see the other one naked as well. Im sure there's some small difference you can find... ;-)

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hanah5 6

Whom* I have known for three years...haha what a dumbass!

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DocBastard 38

*whom I still cannot tell apart... Who's the dumbass here?

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